12.01.09
Another cotton masterpiece for your enjoyment
This could be the best yet. I stole the idea from the University of Hawai’i LGBT club but I think I made a way better rendering. And it works for everyone!
p.s., defpunk, i tried zazzle but didn’t like it; you can only put images on the top half of the shirt!
ooh and I liked it!
Pissed Off!
I found a video of the Adam Lambert performance, and I’m pissed off! Not because of what Adam did, but because of the reaction, and the rehearsal.
The “oral sex” thing lasted 2 seconds. The kiss lasted 2 seconds. Neither were in clear view. What was in clear view was a ton of female dancers doing rehearsed, very sexual moves, like crawling across stage via opening and closing their legs. Now, I don’t care about this. Obvi. But I do care that this is an acceptable standard whereas Adam’s admittedly outlandish antics are not. And that he may have just ruined his pop career.
11.30.09
And That my Friends…
Adam Lambert kissed a male band member at the recent American Music Awards. I tried to track down a video, but they’ve all been taken off the web due to copyright issues. But that hasn’t stopped the controversy.
Many news and family groups are up in arms. But they are also up in amnesia. Just a few years ago, Brittney kissed Madonna at the AMA, and people loved it. Why? It was just as gay, just as “deviant” and sensational. But it was also “hot.” Women kissing women can be capitalized upon as a turn-on for heterosexual male culture, and thus plopped back into our heteronormative way of life. And that my friends, is called hypocrisy. A gay couple can get your rocks off, but they can’t just be themselves. You gonna eat that hashbrown?
Can I just put in a shout out for the ridiculousness of calling kissing obscenity, gender aside?
11.27.09
Check it out!
Sorry for my long absence. I know it’s hard to go without me for this long. Or at all. My wit and cunning and sexy debonair makes your life worth living, i know. What you are experiencing is perfectly normal. It’s called RWS. Rachel Withdrawl Syndrome — and it’s okay. There’s help.
In the meantime, while I’ve been uncerimoniously not entertaining you, I set up a blog for my artwork / art career! www.eclecticart.wordpress.com. GO OR I WILL LEAVE YOU AGAIN.
11.13.09
Please Sir, Can I have Some More? “Rationing” Health Care
I just read an article at www.americanthinker.com about “rationed” health care. Bollocks.
Here’s the link:
http://www.americanthinker.com/2009/06/call_it_what_it_is_rationed_he.html
Since this issue is one I take very seriously, I will spend most of the following dispelling American Thinker’s cute little quips than introducing my own. And I do so because this is what is wrong with the health care debate: no one really knows what the new health care plan is or what any of its components mean (I don’t even!). So instead of really partaking in intelligent discourse, we indulge in propaganda, scare tactics, out-of-context information, and flat out misconstructions of the truth intended to lead you in one direction while blinding you to the other half of the fork in the road. As such, this article and I are going to have a debate in another edition of Dear God it’s what Rachel Thinks
Article:
“Any or all of these will lead to a government takeover of the health care industry.”
DGIWRT:
Health care should not be an industry. No one should be profiting off of someone’s poor health, and decisions certainly should not be made with profit in mind.
Article:
“Should your grandmother get a hip replacement? Go down the hall to the queue outside Office 37-B and fill out more forms. We’ll let you know in a few months. Hey, you with the brain tumor. Get back in line.”
DGIWRT:
Speaking as someone with a brain tumor, I can’t tell you how many doctors I had to see, referrals I had to beg for, insurance forms I had to fill out, monstrous copays I had to pay, and overall shitty treatment I received even on double coverage from the health care industry. Or maybe I can tell you. Oh wait, I don’t have a year of your time.
Furthermore, people who can’t afford insurance don’t even get to be in line
Article:
“A centralized system would give the government the power of life and death over America’s families”
DGIWRT:
How is government having the power over life and death any worse than an HMO having this power? The government is no more impersonal, the government is no more profit-seeking, the government is no more frugal, the government is no more misinformed.
Article:
“Such a system also reinforces the idea that government is God.”
DGIWRT:
You’re a paranoid propaganda peddling fuck
Article:
“Often treatment is not withheld altogether, but it is delayed, sometimes with the result that the patient’s condition worsens. … About 50 per cent had to wait over a month and 20 per cent more than three months. Over one in three of those waiting said that their condition had got worse while they were waiting and 14 per cent claimed to be ‘in a lot of pain.’”
DGIWRT:
I waited 9 months for a shoulder surgery. 9 months. You need to look at the present facts before peddling future fears
Article:
“Randy Stroup, 53, a cancer patient, applied for aid under Oregon’s state health plan in 2008. He got a letter denying payments for chemotherapy, but offering money to help him kill himself.”
DGIWRT:
This statement is strikingly misleading. First, the Oregon Health Plan was introduced in the 1990’s, at which point it was far more comprehensive than it is today (or in 2008) due to cutbacks because we would rather give subsidies to Portland General Electric than pay for chemotherapy. What this article doesn’t tell you is that the OHP expanded healthcare for thousands of Oregonians who were in a terrible limbo between not qualifying for medicare and not affording their own insurance. Furthermore, this man had less than a 5 percent chance of significant recovery. This was not a man that was denied arbitrarily. Yes, it would be wonderful if the state could pay for his chemotherapy. And since you agree, I’m sure you’d also agree to taking a small bite out of pentagon funding to do so.
Also, the fact that they would offer assisted-suicide is pretty irrelevant
And ten bucks says he petitioned the government because his private insurance wouldn’t cover his chemotherapy either. Or he didn’t have any to begin with.

Gimme more gimme more…gimme gimme more
11.11.09
Not that Kind…
So last spring/summer I went “abroad” to Hawai’i.
I am lucky enough to have family there — my Uncle and my Grandma
Early in my trip they took me to Queens Park, a beautiful beach side park in Honolulu.
The conversation went a little something like this
Uncle: This is Queens Park…where all the Queens come
Rachel: Wait, like…the royal kind, or…another kind?
Uncle: LIKE THE GAY KIND!
I. love. my. uncle.

What kind of Queen are you?
10.30.09
I’m sure you’ve Gathered I’m a Genius
Well, I’m sure you’ve gathered that I am a genius. And along these lines, I present you with the first of many oh-so-hilarious t shirts of my design for your fabulous enjoyment.


You know it is
10.28.09
Slutty What Now?
I’ve figured it out. Your secret is no longer safe, at least with me. Halloween, you’ve been busted.
For decades, Halloween has been a wholesome, jolly occasion to dress up and have wholesome, jolly fun. But not really. If you look at the holiday a little closer, Halloween is really a wholesome, jolly occasion to dress up as slutty as possible. After all, it’s all justifiable with a little “Trick or Treat!”
Basically, all Halloween costumes are ordinary characters with the word “slutty” put in front of it. Yeah, we all know zombies don’t wear mini skirts.
Take the slutty nurse costume. Nurses poke and prod you in unmentionable places. They are not fun. And how many scantily clad nurses are there in real life? How many on October 31st? See, just add the prefix ”slutty” to any character and woh-oh-OH do we have a killer costume. And so, the slutty nurse, the slutty vampire, the slutty secretary, and so many more have been born.
So here is a list of other jobs that should be added to the Halloween repetoire of sluttiness — costumes that will be magnificently transformed by your willingness to skank it up!
Slutty Walmart Greeter
Slutty Mail Room Worker
Slutty DMV Worker
Slutty Cafeteria Lady
Slutty Telemarketer
I can feel the Halloween magic already!!!

You’re putting that WHERE?





